THE OYSTER
There once was an oyster
Whose story I tell
Who found that some sand
Had got into her shell.
It was only a grain
But it gave her a great pain.
For oysters have feelings
Althogh they're so plain.
Now, did she berate
The harsh working of fate
That had brought her
To such a deplorable state?
Did she curse at the government
Cry for election
And claim that the sea should
Have given her protection?
"No," she said to herself
As she lay in her shell,
"Since I can not remove it,
I shall try to improve it."
Now the years have rolled around
As the years always do
And she came to her ultimate
Destiny -- stew.
And the small grain of sand
That had bothered her so
Was a beautiful pearl
All rich aglow.
Now the tale has a moral
For isn't it grand
What an oyster can do
With a morsel of sand?
What couldn't we do
If we'd only begin
With some of the things
That get under our skin?